Fast Jazz Alternative

you've been bumped down a notch down to beginner
you got the foresight of an ox off to the slaughter
i'll put u in my box of bittersweet candies
to wait for me

and so don't tell me this old cliched story
cause i never liked the ending
so unless sequel surpasses the original which i doubt
you can go ahead and leave me out

but when
YOU came walkin' down that supermarket aisle
and we're both goin' for that last box of sugar smacks
i can feel those ol' devil eyes taking hold of my male mind
and you look at me oh,
just like i'm what you've been achin' for
when i wake from your spell to see that that you kindly teased me and
then taken my favorite breakfast commodity
oh, you saucy saucy bitch

i need you like a fast jazz alternative
and so don't use me like i'm your wench
i'm not gonna get on my knees and
praise like you were Guenevere